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if i was a midget in an ewok costume, i’d be drunk too

November 2, 2009 · 2 Comments

on a very halloweeny edition of The Today Show, the hosts dressed as Star Wars characters.

but instead of having children dress up as ewoks, NBC decided (wisely) that it would be better to hire a couple of drunk midgets.*

hilarity ensues.

*no word on whether they’re really drunk or just fucking around, but all the youtube videos describe them as drunk, and i figure, if i was a little person hired to play an ewok at like 7 in the morning, i’d up the excitement with a few shots myself.

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  • ron mexico // November 24, 2009 at 7:48 pm | Reply

    poor exploited little people. i love how he instinctively does the michael jackson he’s been performing to panhandle in front of bars all his life.

    big all is really trying to gain ALL the weight back, huh? nigga look more like ham solo.

  • ron mexico // November 24, 2009 at 8:08 pm | Reply

    damn, mance-a-lot. i’ve never seen the full version. just the short clip on the soup. joel mchale missed out.

    this is what NBC deserves for its dwarf-sploitation. you see that bitch talkin to one like he’s a DOG? “down boy. good dog.” what the fuck, lady?

    they’re taking the vodka away… why the fuck does ANYONE have vodka at 9am? all them glasses couldn’t have been for kathy lee. they are getting bombed on tv from like 5am. this is what they get.

    i bet these furry little persons were just fucking with them and not even drunk. just wreaking havoc while behind the mask, taking advantage of the best opportunity to exact revenge on this NBC morning swine.

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