deli porn continues

is it just me, or are more and more advertising companies likening sub sandwiches to giant penises? It started with Subway’s Big Hot Pastrami commercials, followed by Quizno’s unabashedly suggestive “put it in me, Scott” Toasty Torpedo commercials, and now Burger King is hopping on the phallic bandwagon with their BK Super Seven Incher sandwich, which features ads with women looking like they’re about to get mouth-banged by a big, meaty cheese sub. According to this FOX News article, the sandwich is a limited-time offer in Singapore and everyone over there is getting all pissed over such a salacious advertisement.

…but did no one do their research before they decided to post ads like this in a country that has a perpetual stick up its ass? A room full of advertisers actually sat and approved the release of a sexually suggestive ad in a country where the penalty for CHEWING GUM is getting caned? Not ticketed. Caned. As in, you travel over there with a bag full of Juicy Fruit and leave with an ass covered in bleeding welts.

the advertisement goes beyond just that funky picture, suggesting you “fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled.” It’s like it was written by a group of 13 year olds. Unfortunately, the advertisers spent so much time making the ad look and sound like subtle porn that they didn’t bother paying attention to the fact that the actual sandwich looks effin disgusting. Or maybe that was the big idea – to create a distraction. Hmm.