like retin-a for yo tittays

let me state this once and for all: anything involving skin and/or tissue is going to wrinkle and lose firmness over time. You can’t help it. You have to either pay for plastic surgery, kill yourself, or simply get over it. So all these creams and contraptions and other kinds of bullshit may have the most miniscule possibility of delaying the aging process by a very small amount, but at the end of the day, you’re going to be wrinkled and saggy and you’re just going to have to deal.

which is why the Kush breast support device is some of the most ridiculous crap i have ever seen. It’s basically a little plastic cushion for women who are a C-cup and bigger that’s wedged in between one’s boobs at night to reduce premature wrinkling and discomfort. I’m curious as to the effectiveness of such a product, considering the fact that it’s geared toward large-breasted women, side-sleepers, pregnant and post-pregnant nursing women, and women who’ve had breast augmentation, so perhaps there might be at least one iota of logic behind paying $38.95-$42 for a titty pillow.  But at the end of the day, you just gotta let nature take its course. Or roll up a towel and stuff it between your jugs when you sleep. They’re gonna wrinkle anyway. At least spend the 40 bucks on something more constructive. Like an actual bag of kush.