“brooklyn psycho” gets his sophia petrillo on

i love twisted logic for reasons like this:

apparently, instead of getting a job, it’s easier to pose as your dead mother and collect her social security checks instead.

for six years, a guy named Thomas Prusik-Parkin has gone so far as to dress in drag, paint his nails, and drag his amoral, pathetic ass to the bank with a fake nephew (who was likely getting a cut) to collect social security checks and rent subsidies under his mother’s name immediately after she passed away. According to the NY Daily News article, dude amassed $115k in crooked money before the guy who owned his home reported him to the police.

not so sure what his mother looked like (that’s my polite way of wondering if moms looked like a man, or if the man was really feminine), but i feel like all that costume and makeup talent could have gone to something far more productive than impersonating your deceased mom. While it IS creative, it’s just way too fucked to go in the “stifled creativity” category.

gross, dude.