the quickest route to extreme discomfort

i don’t… i don’t really understand what is going on here. After dealing with the toilet brush backscratcher explanation, i thought the hard part was over, til the dog became involved in the video, and then i lost a little piece of my mind. just a little piece, though.

if i ever find myself in such a precarious situation in my old years, i may as well just go ahead and kill myself.