i love this crazy bitch.
back in the early 1990s, Amy Fisher was a crazy little 16 year old ho who was hooking up with this funky old guido named Joey Buttafuoco. She got all jealous of his wife, Mary Jo, went to their home, and shot homegirl in the face. After coming out of jail, I guess she couldn’t handle not having any more attention, so she was on “20/20″ talking about how she had to date over the internet because whenever she met a guy and confessed that she was THE Amy Fisher, they left before the check came. Eventually she got married, and no one really cared.
i don’t know if she’s still married, but she recently popped back up in the news because, like every attention-starved former celebrity who’s dropped out of the limelight, she suddenly had a homemade sex tape “leaked” to the media. Some dude she was banging got angry and sold the rights to a porn company, and it was produced, and, even then, no one really cared all that much.
NOW
she’s going to do a scrippa tour – according to page six, Fisher plans on touring the country as a high-paid stripper, assuming that dudes around the country will be that pressed to see her shake it. On the other hand, i really am kind of curious to see how good she can actually be. according to her,
“I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.’ “
word.
3 responses so far ↓
Kevin L. Clark // February 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm |
…Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old…
Raven // February 17, 2009 at 7:24 pm |
i love lolita ’cause shes been serving us trashy skankness for 2 whole decades. im just waiting for amy and mary-jo to hook up, thats the only thing that hasnt happened yet in this saga.
K // February 18, 2009 at 12:54 am |
I have to see this. And from AT LEAST the 3rd row.