things that are NEVER worth 3.7 million dollars

well, the first question is, would you fuck this girl?

now.

would you pay $3.7 MILLION DOLLARS to fuck that girl?

chances are the answer to both questions would be no (i’m willing to bet she’s not exactly a sight for sore eyes in person), but the second question probably got a resounding “HELL no.”

natalie dylan is auctioning off her virginity through Nevada’s world-famous Bunny Ranch whorehouse, and so far, over ten thousand men have bid on this girl’s effing hymen.

the current total is $3.7 million and counting.

for one thing, if you’re going to throw your money away like that, at least take some chick’s virginity for free and spend the money on, like, sick kids or something. At least then you don’t look like the sickest fuck on the planet for spending so much money on vag that i PROMISE YOU will be just as good, if not better, the SECOND time she has sex, which will likely cost much less than $3.7 million dollars.

for another thing, for $3.7 million, you can definitely not only buy a boat, but fill it to the brim with fly, golddigging bitches who can’t WAIT to let you take, like, their butt virginity or something.

this auction is a load of crap.