“omg you could probably crush cans with those things”

Busty Heart must have been stoned when she thought it would be a good idea to crush things with her breasts. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever you would want to injure your melons like that. Absolutely no reason whatsoever.

so this woman, who presumably has ridiculously stiff implants, though they hang like she’s backed up the milk truck on more than one occasion (but i’m not judging), has been traveling the country displaying her “talent,” which consists of crushing cans and watermelons with her huge boobs.

she literally picks up a tit and just fucks stuff up for others’ amusement. Though it looks like she’s actually crushing the stuff with her hand, and not one of the kids. I’m pretty sure it’s an optical illusion.

and if it isn’t, why the HELL would you EVER do that with your twins? Perhaps i just like mine entirely too much to abuse them like that. It just wouldn’t be right. Check out the foolery in the video below.