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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;dude, i need you to jerk off again &#8211; this recipe calls for half a cup.&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: Darkness</title>
		<link>http://alysonmance.wordpress.com/2008/11/21/dude-i-need-you-to-jerk-off-again-this-recipe-calls-for-half-a-cup/#comment-73</link>
		<dc:creator>Darkness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is this fucking real?! People have lost their damn minds...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is this fucking real?! People have lost their damn minds&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Gangstarr Girl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gangstarr Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Woooooooooow. And RFLMAO@ saying Superhead. 

Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! LOL...couldn&#039;t resist.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woooooooooow. And RFLMAO@ saying Superhead. </p>
<p>Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! LOL&#8230;couldn&#8217;t resist.</p>
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		<title>By: ron mexico</title>
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		<dc:creator>ron mexico</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahahahaha! superhead.

there&#039;s this soup they make in the chinese restaurant that is mega-delicious, but i&#039;m convinced it&#039;s a steaming hot bowl of panda skeet.

in other words, i&#039;ve resolved that i&#039;ve been unknowingly ingesting semenated culinary delights all my life--and so have you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahahahaha! superhead.</p>
<p>there&#8217;s this soup they make in the chinese restaurant that is mega-delicious, but i&#8217;m convinced it&#8217;s a steaming hot bowl of panda skeet.</p>
<p>in other words, i&#8217;ve resolved that i&#8217;ve been unknowingly ingesting semenated culinary delights all my life&#8211;and so have you.</p>
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		<title>By: NWSO</title>
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		<dc:creator>NWSO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmmm....

Is Superhead a co-author? Sounds like something up her alley.. or perhaps the kind Asian man that came up with Lobster Sauce. Have you ever seen that on the Chinese SPot menu, it totally looks like jizz</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm&#8230;.</p>
<p>Is Superhead a co-author? Sounds like something up her alley.. or perhaps the kind Asian man that came up with Lobster Sauce. Have you ever seen that on the Chinese SPot menu, it totally looks like jizz</p>
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