the gayest straight man on earth sees something wrong with being gay

you had to read that title twice, didn’t you.

in a recent interview with the new yorker, famously androgynous musician prince implied that homosexuality was wrong, per his interpretation of the bible

for clarification, yes, we’re talking about THIS prince:

says the New Yorker article,

When asked about his perspective on social issues-gay marriage, abortion-Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ “

i’m just wondering what the bible says about being more androgynous than david bowie (which really is a feat). Cause seriously, when i was little, i had NO idea what this guy was on.

am i the only person whose first big lesson in sexual ambiguity was purple rain?

hmph. i personally don’t know WHAT i’d do without my gays.

(by the way, i totally looked for all the amazing pictures of prince in leather suits, assless chaps, sparkles, and the like, but he’s a big baby about brand reproduction and rips everything from the internet before we can enjoy it.)