I just listened to this new song “I Like to Fuck” by G-Unit member Hot Rod featuring Tila Tequila and B. Dozier, and as I’m sitting on my couch dancing for absolutely no one and deciding it’s the catchiest song on earth, I also had to consider why I’m now completely in love with such a misogynistic piece of shit cut like this. I figured it’s the same reason women everywhere love misogynistic pieces of shit songs, standing around in little dresses at clubs, writhing to songs about women getting fucked in the ass and dudes nutting in her face.
If anything, the tune is great, which always overrides lyrics in recent years. It’s sad that no one has time for both dancing and introspection anymore, but then we wouldn’t have shit like the Ying Yang Twins’ “Wait (The Whisper Song)” that, no matter how incredibly gross it is, makes you kind of want to bang out. Especially if you’re drunk. But that’s neither here nor there. And you can always find reasons that, in the end, it’s just okay. Using “I Like to Fuck” as an example:
Hot Rod: “Pretty bitch, lights on; ugly bitch, lights off”
I mean. I just don’t see anything wrong with this logic. If I was doing someone ugly (though I don’t know why I would be doing that in the first place, but for the sake of argument), I wouldn’t want the lights on, either. Plain and simple.
Regardless of who admits it, everyone loves Tila Tequila.
However, no one knows why. Like just about everyone else on reality television, she’s almost 100% completely useless. However, for some reason you checked out her MySpace page occasionally, if not to only try to once more decipher why, exactly, she has over a million friends and everyone loves her so much. You don’t figure out why, but you let it happen. In the end, though, she had some really campy, catchy shit when she started doing music, and sometimes you do wanna sing, “I’m not tryna fuck ya man; he’s lookin at my MySpace, lotionin’ his hand,” and laugh, because in a lot of places around America, it’s probably true. You probably also watch her shitty VH1 show occasionally when there’s nothing else on, your maybe you’re stoned, or because it’s so genuinely bad you can’t get enough of it. Besides, in “I Like to Fuck” all she talks about is being incredibly skanky, and you have to at least hand it to her for her honesty.
Whatever. Just shake your ass. But watch yourself. Song below:
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Blacktress // January 8, 2009 at 5:45 am |
Tila Tequila looks like Stewie from Family Guy.
There. I said it.