about absolutely nothing.

April 8, 2011

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54 bags of heroin

did that get your attention? they were in a woman’s vagina.

….along with 31 empty bags, 8 prescription pills, $51.22 in cash and change, and a partridge in a pear tree.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/womans_remarkable_vagina_hid_5.html?imw=Y&f=most-viewed-24h5

[thanks steve]

so bad, it's great

March 19, 2011

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“this is what happens when i hear this song”

i totally get it, Guy Who Uploaded This Video. i totally do.

absolutement, watch this

based god, lil b, pretty boy, soul train, video

March 18, 2011

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chris bosh = that overly dramatic lady in court

really though, chris?

so bad, it's great, watch this

chicago bulls, chris bosh, dramatic, lady in court, miami heat, pretend foul

February 26, 2011

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“oh, crap” is right

watch this

fat lady, hole in the wall, oh crap, videos

February 23, 2011

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is denny’s syrup really that good?

if so, i need to go buy a case.

notes from the fine dining establishment that is denny’s in chicopee, massachusetts:

when a couple asks a woman in another booth for a syrup loan, it seemed easier to reply, “bitch, your pancakes look fine to me!” Because what else would you reply to such an obnoxious query?

anyway, shit went down.

so bad, it's great, watch this

brawl, chicopee, denny's, diner, fight, massachusetts, pancakes, restaurant, syrup

February 22, 2011

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pictures like this

are the reason you should use what’s on this baby’s feet.

if you can’t see the error in swathing your kid’s legs in greasy latex condoms, you should prolly go ahead and not get knocked up.

other options: DON’T TAKE A PICTURE OF IT.

everyone makes a kid do ridiculous things from time to time, but like taking naked pictures for a guy that isn’t your husband, it’s probably best you don’t document them.

actually, even if the guy is your husband, you should probably have access to all illicit documentation. divorce happens.

and they’re really cutting planned parenthood funding. smh.

no.

baby, birth control, condom boots, condoms, terrible pictures

February 22, 2011

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